Readers be warned, you are now about to enter the uncanny mind of Giant Ryan.......
Dragon Fact Intro and Fact #1
The Dragon is a majestic and mysterious creature. Little was known about these ferocious animals until a recent government document was released and the surprising information made it's way to the public.
These are the facts... The Dragon facts.
Dragon Fact #1
There are 78 different breeds of dragons. 54% of these dragons will be raped in their lifetime by friends or close relatives.
Bonus: Dragon fact #2
Dragons have laser eyes, but can only use them post coitus
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