North Korea is Gay

http://www.facebook.com/uriminzokkiri

Look at this shit, first off North Korea can't even get 100 friends on facebook, although I'm not that surprised they have always kinda been dicks. But still this is facebook people even the biggest douchebags can get at least 100 other douchebag friends. Then come to find out North Korea is interested in Men. Ahhh its all starting to make sense now they have just been acting out because they feel misunderstood. Well N Korea its okay buddy we will accept you just the way you are, just as long as stop being a dick and trying to blow up the world and shit.

Knock It Off...

So, I'm not sure if it's just me, but this Twitter thing seems ridiculous. Why on earth would anyone need to constantly update their status on what they are doing? Do people honestly think that somebody else is just keeping track of what's going on every two seconds of your life? Really, nobody is that important. I mean, this is like telling your girlfriend that you're gonna throw on your snuggie and pour yourself a glass of wine so you can watch the game, it's just not something you should ever do.

The whole system just kinda sucks. You have to make an account, then find your friends or different celebrities that you want to follow, then I guess you just sit around in your bedroom taking breaks from playing Warcraft or learning to play the trombone to check out who just 'Tweeted.' It's like constantly updating your facebook status so everyone gets a new notification that they don't really want. How much more connected are people going to want to get? People don't even sit next to each other in church, so why do we need to know every little thing about someone's personal life? It's gotta stop.