Lewiston Girls

Okay so anyone not from the twin cities, where I reside in the summer should probably just skip past this post. That being said, Shiiiiiit these bitches are on fire right now.

Three things though, numero uno where are these Lewiston hoochies? Claiming they are just getting straight hammered and banging dudes left and right. Listen, I may not get out to many parties but when I do there is never shit like this going on. It's mostly just an awkward blend of kids chilling in there own click, myself included. Next we need to get these girls a stage at a local venue and just straight get it popping off. I mean summers almost over lets go ladies put up or shut up. Finally just a simple question, do you wanna party? cause we can freaking party?

Also this video was response to another song called "Lewiston Girls" by some straight A-town thugs. Looks like they got more YouTube views too, perhaps a rap battle is in order?

What are your thoughts on these up and coming freshmen in the rap game?

Great for business?

So this surfaced on the worldwide web a few days ago. There was no way I was going to put a 10 min video up so I waited it out for a shorter clip, you're welcome. With that out of the way, let me get into the finer points of this here YouTube classic.

We've got weave pulling, kicking, scratching, tops being torn off, hoochies gettin' pregnant and a dude swinging haymakers at chicks like its his job. One part that really did confuse me though, was when that minivan came through. Now was this an escape pod for these battle bruised jezebels? Or was it from this van that the girl in her underpants spawned from? I was pretty sure I saw her in the fight earlier but it was a whirlwind of excitement, so who can say for sure. If it was her though, why did she decide taking off her pants was necessary for this fight? What was the thought process? "You know what, this bitch is really gonna get it, if I take off my pants, I'll be more aerodynamic, thus I will be able to toss punches like The Flash!" I mean what else could she have possibly been thinking in the heat of the moment?

Brief side note: Pretty sure that if Burger King went into some sort of business with UFC, or maybe just local roughnecks to stage a somewhat controlled fight every 30 minutes, sales would be through the roof. Think about it. Grab yourself a buck double some fries and slam it down with a medium Coke while you're watching a couple of locals battle it out. Brilliant!!!