Who Dat??

Alright folks, its time to play a little game I like to call 'Who Dat??'. Who walks with so much swagger even the walls of an Applebee's cant hold a candle to him? Who only owns overalls just 'cause? Who can sling shot two Japanese beetles getting it on? Who single-handedly built the wall of China and invented hop-scotch?

He goes by the simple name Rufus, or Rufus the 'sling-shot man'. I'm confident this simple ol' timer will secure a spot as one of the greats of human history, but hey I'm just one opinion. Take a look and see what you think. Greatness.