I Don't Know Either

So this is just your typical priest on a skateboard while teaching Sunday School video, right? Dead wrong. Here are some things you may have missed while trying to explain this one to yourself internally.

First thing you think of when you see this priest? Batman, correct. Which then makes me wonder...Batman has that ridiculous-looking motorcycle in 'The Dark Knight,' so how long until he goes Bob Burnquist and starts shredding all over The Riddler?

Secondly, can someone turn the obnoxious laughter off? I understand that this guy looks like he's straight out of Looney Tunes with that back and forth walk he does, but shut the peanut gallery up, the man's talking about Jesus...

And at :34 seconds, who instantly thought, 'oh my god, please tell me he's going to get off'd by a car...' Because if you did, one way ticket to Hell, nice going.

Admittedly, it's a video you can't just watch once. Not only does he have some Otto Rocket skills on that board, but he should be on the fast track to the Vatican if he can spit out some theology while tearing it up like that

Funky Monkeys Are Coming

Hey take it easy, your on third street. I cant get enough this roller coaster of emotion that this guy takes us on. At first he is all inquisitive and shit, I have never seen a man so truly interested in skateboarding, sold that act 100%. Then Bam! gears shift and he starts preaching about space movies he makes and his company, Bellamafia-QuackafellaRecords IncoporatedBy-RhymeSyndicate-3yellowmen-TrillioinaireClub. Whom I actually have seen a few of their space films and I gotta say, shits on point. Then just when you think it can't get any more un-real he pops it into another gear of pure craziness. All around wonderful performance.

But I mean this shits for real, this guy is thinking Big, taking over the world and creating another porno/contraceptive porn label all at once. I haven't personally seen any of Butt Naked Wonda Big Brotha Thunda and the Masta blasta's work, but I hear its a work of art and terrifies little boys into never having sex again.

P.S. I hear his up coming space motion picture is a BIG nut bust. Eat our shit and suck our dick!

Frogger Fail

What was this guy thinking? The walk around this halfpipe would have taken him 10 seconds longer but no, not Mr. Frogger, he wants the glory of crossing the full half pipe. Needless to say, he should stick with the video game version now that he has officially killed a kid.