Fucking Canadians

Gizmodo: Use of penile plethysmography (PPG), which measure your penis for arousal while viewing questionable content, is being ceased by the Canadian government. After being used on kids for 25 years.

PPG testing, almost too perverse to believe it was actually a government-sanctioned procedure, was employed in British Columbia as a means of interrogating child sex offenders. A sensor was strapped to a child's penis, monitoring blood flow while the kid was subjected to images of other nude children, and audio descriptions of rape. Reread that sentence if necessary. The reasoning—if you can even call it that—behind the test was to discern whether a child offender was lying about his or her desires, though we have a feeling this treatment probably created far more sociopaths than it screened. As Boing Boing points out, and as any adolescent can tell you, erections aren't exactly the most objectively predictable phenomenon, refuting entirely the purpose of the test.

What the hell is going on in our northern border!? We are so worried about illegals coming in from Mexico when the real problem lays in the fact the Canadians are strapping dick arousal detectors on people left and right. Then flashing images of nude children and rape scenes, are you kidding me. Why were they strapping this shit to kids dicks anyways that sounds like some perverse child abuse right there.

I got nothing else to say this shit is just straight up outlandish.