Hide Ya' Kids...

Here's to the most ridiculous news story I've ever seen in my life. Down in Alabama, apparently..."they rapin' everybody."

Antoine Dodson's sister was a victim of an attempted raping in her 2nd story apartment bedroom one night. Now, that's obviously not the funny part. The funny part is her brother's reaction. Why in the world would they put this man on television? He nearly sent Alabama into a full-blown panic by telling people to hide their kids, wives and even husbands. The reason? Because they rapin' everybody out here.

Now there may be some of you who aren't that impressed by the ridiculousness of this story. Naysayers need not hold their breath. Here's another version of the story....