Jay Marrioti Sucks

For any of you who have watched "Around the Horn" on ESPN, or have listened to Ozzie Guillen (well, listened and actually understood amidst the broken english and bleeps,) you know who Jay Marrioti is. The Windy City Douche Bag.

Well, things just got better for Jay. He was arrested at 4:30am Saturday morning on charges of allegedly attacking his girlfriend. I have a hard time believing that, only because why the fuck would any woman date Jay Marrioti?!

The waste of life was being held of $50,000 bail. Domestic abuse will probably lose you a seat next to Woody Paige and Tony Reali there, chief. Just sayin'...

Kid Urinates On Grandmothers Back

What the fuck. How does this happen, I know he is your grandson and your not going to hit him after he throws stuff at you and even spits at you. However as soon as he whips it out to piss on me I'm tossing a hay maker right to his little dome piece. Then grandma claims that he was just be 'ordinary'. Sweetheart there is nothing ordinary about what this crazy infant just did.

Then to top it all off the so called 'mentally handicapped' mother just sits through it all watching re-runs of Ricky Lake, unreal.