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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Fucking Canadians



Gizmodo: Use of penile plethysmography (PPG), which measure your penis for arousal while viewing questionable content, is being ceased by the Canadian government. After being used on kids for 25 years.

PPG testing, almost too perverse to believe it was actually a government-sanctioned procedure, was employed in British Columbia as a means of interrogating child sex offenders. A sensor was strapped to a child's penis, monitoring blood flow while the kid was subjected to images of other nude children, and audio descriptions of rape. Reread that sentence if necessary. The reasoning—if you can even call it that—behind the test was to discern whether a child offender was lying about his or her desires, though we have a feeling this treatment probably created far more sociopaths than it screened. As Boing Boing points out, and as any adolescent can tell you, erections aren't exactly the most objectively predictable phenomenon, refuting entirely the purpose of the test.


What the hell is going on in our northern border!? We are so worried about illegals coming in from Mexico when the real problem lays in the fact the Canadians are strapping dick arousal detectors on people left and right. Then flashing images of nude children and rape scenes, are you kidding me. Why were they strapping this shit to kids dicks anyways that sounds like some perverse child abuse right there.

I got nothing else to say this shit is just straight up outlandish.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Kid Urinates On Grandmothers Back



What the fuck. How does this happen, I know he is your grandson and your not going to hit him after he throws stuff at you and even spits at you. However as soon as he whips it out to piss on me I'm tossing a hay maker right to his little dome piece. Then grandma claims that he was just be 'ordinary'. Sweetheart there is nothing ordinary about what this crazy infant just did.

Then to top it all off the so called 'mentally handicapped' mother just sits through it all watching re-runs of Ricky Lake, unreal.