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Showing posts with label China. Show all posts
Showing posts with label China. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Right Or Wrong? You Decide



Huffingtonpost: A growing number of Chinese women -- mostly in their 20s and about to get married -- are opting for a surgical procedure called "hymen restoration," which returns the hymen to its condition before it was ruptured, which typically occurs during first sexual contact but can also happen while playing sports or doing other strenuous activities.

Only in China would something like this catch on. Get over it your hymen has been ruptured don't try and fake recreate a weird plastic hymen down there. How funny is it that hymens can break in strenuous activities. That in itself evokes so many questions; how does that happen, is it painful, do you bleed, is it a casual occurence in the world of women. Do you just approach the situation by saying "ohh shit we got another hymen bust over here" during a soccer game. I had no idea that could happen, guess you learn something everyday.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

New Look For Spongebob?


Spongebob is all set to air its new season in a very new location. The show will take on a more specified approach to its new home country of China, but still looks to save the same old "nautical nonsense" it has trademarked.

Thanks to Greg for the video

Friday, July 9, 2010

Yeah, Right


Nope, no way, no how, I refuse to believe that China is purchasing dolphins to 'treat' autism.

This is clearly a smokescreen put up by their crafty eastern culture and you might have to be autistic yourself if you believe this is totally legit. As soon as the lights go out in the zoo, you just know these poor dolphins will be descended upon and slaughtered. As if they spent something like 700 G's on these creatures, too. Are you kidding me? Not only are they killing a species, they are doing some black market shit to make a profit.

Its time for change. Open the phone book and call a random stranger, tell them about this atrocity and pitch our blog, that saw the trees through the forest in these horrible attempt to use autistic children to freely kill dolphins. shame on you Japan and China. Shame on you.