Classic

Everyone loves dogs. Not everyone loves when they do that hyper move that involves them doing the NFL Combine shuttle run across your living room, but all that aside, dogs are awesome.

Did this dog deserve what was coming to him? Probably, but he was unharmed, so there's no reason for worry.

Check This Dog Out.

Child porn... I'm going to start trying to use funny code words for all sorts of animals now. Hey cat, you want some food, well you better respond positively and make me laugh when I say foreskin, or you're not eating tonight.

But seriously, of all the funny shit this guy could say he goes with "Child Porn", get real, guy, that's some creepy shit.

Good looks for the video hook-up Larue.

Beware of Dog

ADN.com - NAPASKIAK, Alaska - Authorities say a 3-year-old girl has been killed by a dog in the village of Napaskiak (nuh-PASS'-key-ack) in southwest Alaska.

Alaska State Troopers say Krystal Brink wandered into a dog yard Thursday night and was mauled.

Troopers say the girl had been playing outside a home with other children.

The dog's owner had his dog team tied up when she wandered into the yard. Troopers say in response to the mauling, a member of Brink's family became upset and shot all seven dogs tied in the yard.


Obviously, I don't mean to make light of this story, but don't you think the "member of the family" should've shot only the red dog?

P.S. - I had no idea what to use as a picture for this article, so there's a pretty picture of Alaska with an animal that usually does the mauling.

Best News Story of the Century

I was just flipping around the web, and was checking out the only blog site better than this one (Barstool Sports, Boston), and saw this video. This is one of the most inspirational, touching, romantic, awesome, cool, and hell even heart-wrenching stories I've seen in my life.

If this doesn't boost you to at least Cloud 7 or 8, then you have a problem.

Excuse Me?!

Close But No Cigar

This picture describes my sex life perfectly.

1. Lots of hair


2. Chains


3. A dog


4. Missing the target


5. Rubber with a hole in it