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Showing posts with label justin bieber. Show all posts
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Friday, August 20, 2010

Get Real, Bieber


StarPulse.com - Justin Bieber is hoping to make magic with Harry Potter star Emma Watson - the pop singer has invited her to "hang out" with him after one of his concerts.

The 16-year-old chart sensation has a crush on the British actress, insisting he respects her decision to take a break from movies and enroll in college. And the Baby hitmaker has reached out to the 20 year old, urging her to come to one of his shows so they can become acquainted.

He says, "I would love to take her out for dinner. It would be great if she could come to one of my concerts, then we could hang out afterwards. I love the fact she is one of the biggest female movie stars, but has chosen to go back to college. It shows she is really grounded and normal."



Get the hell outta here, Bieber. Go date "iCarly" or something, Watson's way out of your league. You're not going to go to college, and even if you are, it won't be for another two years. She's not going to hang out with you, stop trying to make 13-year-old girls jealous, and give up this charade. What, are you going to take her out to dinner in the car you don't have or can't drive? Is she going to pick you up, choose the restaurant, and then decline your offer to scissor from the passenger seat of her car before your curfew? Get real.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Don't F*** With The Bieb


All this YouTube success, millions of teenage girl fans all over the world, and this is how he get there... Unreal

YouTube's Number 1 Video


288,000,000 views. I wish I could make that up, I really do. That's like 15 million shy of the entire population in the United States. What the hell is happening...

Anyway, here are a few problems I have with this video. The Biebs is a creepy bastard. Hanging out in a dark bowling alley that's for kids 15 and younger, eyeballing that girl from 7 lanes over...Then just walking up to her in the middle of a frame, touching her and whatnot. At the :39 second mark, he just straight up grabs her and pulls her towards him. Kid, I know you're like 13, but that's still borderline illegal.

Fast-forward past him stalking the girl across the bowling alley, creeping on her from every possible angle, and get to 1:13, with the kid rocking the Rihanna haircut, swiftly followed by the Biebs doing a "pounding heart" dance move real quick. Classic.

Did you order a dance battle? 1:45? Because there it is. Ludacris comes in, that's all well and good, the Biebs does a strange arm-box dance at 2:53, and it hits me how creepy it is watching these underage kids do hip-hop dancing.

Icing on the cake? The girl is taller than him. Boom.