Joaquin Phoenix

I really don't know what to think about this, like I'm going to see it after watching this clip and seeing his rapping career and Letterman interview I have to know if he is crazy. I'm sure its all a scam and will make crazy amounts of money cause everyone wants to know if he really is crazy or not. I almost hope he is crazy, is that bad to say? I mean I hope shit works out for him and all, but still that would be wild to catch that all on film and then have him come back to the non-crazy world.

Basically it breaks down to two things is he the next Andy Kaufman or did this guy really have a mental breakdown. I can't say for sure but how about we get some damn comments going on this site for god sakes. This a forum for discussion or even to just tell me this site blows. So lets go people get into it.

Lewiston Girls

Okay so anyone not from the twin cities, where I reside in the summer should probably just skip past this post. That being said, Shiiiiiit these bitches are on fire right now.

Three things though, numero uno where are these Lewiston hoochies? Claiming they are just getting straight hammered and banging dudes left and right. Listen, I may not get out to many parties but when I do there is never shit like this going on. It's mostly just an awkward blend of kids chilling in there own click, myself included. Next we need to get these girls a stage at a local venue and just straight get it popping off. I mean summers almost over lets go ladies put up or shut up. Finally just a simple question, do you wanna party? cause we can freaking party?

Also this video was response to another song called "Lewiston Girls" by some straight A-town thugs. Looks like they got more YouTube views too, perhaps a rap battle is in order?

What are your thoughts on these up and coming freshmen in the rap game?

When We're Coming You Gonna Hear This

Okay, Bling Bling I see you, home fry. You clearly know some stuff about guns, nice little list you had going on in a rhythm. Now personally, I'm a little concerned about that fact you may have some sort of scope in outer space that could "F*** up something on earth." Seems like some pretty high tech stuff you're dealing with, and I don't know if the crowd you're hanging around, especially the guy shitting on the toilet at the end (what the hell was that all about), is the best to be in control of a weapon of that magnitude.

However, I'll be sure to keep my ears open and my shoes laced just in case I hear the click click, that's no place I wanna be.

And in other news, ust in case you faithful Weekenders were keeping track, we have officially now posted 2 videos before David Portnoy of Barstool Sports. The first I already mentioned, that's old news, but then we got the skater being crushed by the reporter up there first as well. Now, I don't think this is the most amazing news ever but all I'm saying if we can get that video up first, while working bottom of the barrel jobs, when we really get going there is no stopping us. So watch out Internet, it appears that The Weekend will become a permanent fixture in the .com world.

Oh, and if I find out there are some Russian spies leaking our posts, things are going to get ugly around here. I'm talking Bling Bling is gonna link up Roddy Piper and lay waste on Google AdSense, then toss around a few People's Elbows.

CLICK CLICK!!

Ron Artest Sucks At Life

Here it is folks: "Ron Artest - Champions" AKA 'Nails on a Chalkboard'

First off Ronny, Shaq is the only Laker allowed to rap. Period. That being said, I hate everything about this guy except when he punched that fan in the face, pretty entertaining. There is a whole laundry list of problems with this video.

First, being that it just sucks. Second, its shot with some handy-cam and is mad shaky, and third, there are legit no chicks just getting buck wild. Everyone knows that the most wild rap videos have 'video hoes.' Its just Rap Video 101. Not only have you not incorporated these 'video hoes,' you subsequently hurt the economy by not employing these hard working ladies.

Also whats the deal with homie in the back seat who I think sings the chorus. Pretty sure I could kick a field goal between the gap in his teeth, or is he just missing a tooth?

I guarentee that no Celtics player would have done this bullshit if we won banner number 18, which we will next year. Dude's head is so big right now that's probably why the whole video was basically just him lip-syncing in his car.

AYOO AYOO AYOO!!!