Bongity Bongity

"Look sir I don't want any thing of this then Whooop I slit your throat". This cat is a loose cannon one second your talking politics next thing you know you got a slit throat and a slew of dangity dangitys flying mach 3 at you. If your not spent after that few head butts out of nothing a polite "sorry sir but I'm going to have to break your leg" and you'll be wishing you never met 'el huapo' (3:20).

In all seriousness though how did his buddies put up with 6 straight minutes of fake punches, choke holds, and grapples. When ever a buddy tries to show me some sort of wild UFC type shit I can only put up with that for about 5 seconds, and thats after 5 minutes of continued asking "Come on bro just let me show you this move right quick". Some one get that guy a gift card to Dennys or something jeesh its the least we can do.

I love the scene switch to from bar fight to UFC ring with scissor kicking and everything, well produced video.

BONGITY

Great for business?

So this surfaced on the worldwide web a few days ago. There was no way I was going to put a 10 min video up so I waited it out for a shorter clip, you're welcome. With that out of the way, let me get into the finer points of this here YouTube classic.

We've got weave pulling, kicking, scratching, tops being torn off, hoochies gettin' pregnant and a dude swinging haymakers at chicks like its his job. One part that really did confuse me though, was when that minivan came through. Now was this an escape pod for these battle bruised jezebels? Or was it from this van that the girl in her underpants spawned from? I was pretty sure I saw her in the fight earlier but it was a whirlwind of excitement, so who can say for sure. If it was her though, why did she decide taking off her pants was necessary for this fight? What was the thought process? "You know what, this bitch is really gonna get it, if I take off my pants, I'll be more aerodynamic, thus I will be able to toss punches like The Flash!" I mean what else could she have possibly been thinking in the heat of the moment?

Brief side note: Pretty sure that if Burger King went into some sort of business with UFC, or maybe just local roughnecks to stage a somewhat controlled fight every 30 minutes, sales would be through the roof. Think about it. Grab yourself a buck double some fries and slam it down with a medium Coke while you're watching a couple of locals battle it out. Brilliant!!!