Hot v. Not: Summer 2010 Edition

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Don't call it a comeback. After an unannounced, unplanned, and probably unnoticed hiatus, I have returned to the Weekend to bring a little firepower with Jon out of town. Keep your eyes peeled for more posts from me in the future... I'd like to think I bring a little pizazz to the table.

Without further ado... here is your Hot v. Not for the sweltering summer of 2010. Look no further for advice on how to stay cool, pun intended.

Hot___________________________________________NOT

Kid Cudi__________________________________Billy the Kid

Drunk History____________________Any Other Kind of History

Miley (Can't Be Tamed)_______________Miley (Nobody's Perfect)

Blogging_____________________________________Flogging

Paul the Oracle Octopus__________________Pete the Blind Squid

Inception___________________________________Conception

the7dayweekend.blogspot.com_______worldsmostboringwebsite.com

The Bieber_____________________________The Angry Beavers

Jacob________________________________________Edward

Icing____________________________________________Ice

Lebron_______________________________________Lebron

Silly Bandz_________________________Nickleback Cover Bands

Jeggings________________________________________Jorts

Toy Story 3____________________________Walt Disney's Head

That's it for now. Real talk.

If You Can't Stand the Heat...Drive to the Fire Station

Associated Press - Truck on fire? Forget calling 911. Craig Brown of Carlton just drove a few more blocks to the McMinnville Fire Station when smoke started to billow from under the hood of his pickup. McMinnville Fire Marshal Eric McMullen said a firefighter who'd been outside Friday morning washing an ambulance rushed inside to get help.
Firefighters opened the hood and found flames licking around the engine. They quickly grabbed a hose and put out the fire.
McMullen said the crew was happy to be able to help without leaving the station. And he adds, "We were joking today about our new drive-up service."



Look, all I want to know is why aren't the agents of every big-shot Hollywood actor (i.e. Nicolas Cage, Paul Walker) calling this crazy bastard up to do some stunts?!? At least a producer or SOMEONE has to get their hands on those digits. This guy is the real deal.