This Is Not Okay

Look, I know this is absolutely ridiculous, but tell me if you think this is the least bit okay. Shock therapy through the RAFTERS, dude's just running out with trays full of pickles.

Did anyone else notice this girl is only 18? As if she's not self-conscious enough, she's gotta deal with being on Maury, the most popular nationally televised show ever, with mass amounts of pickles chasing her up the stairs into the crowd, and going so far as to steal one of her shoes. None of this is okay, but I hope she learned something from this: that she is a ridiculous person, and needs to settle herself down.

Hot v. Not: Summer 2010 Edition

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Don't call it a comeback. After an unannounced, unplanned, and probably unnoticed hiatus, I have returned to the Weekend to bring a little firepower with Jon out of town. Keep your eyes peeled for more posts from me in the future... I'd like to think I bring a little pizazz to the table.

Without further ado... here is your Hot v. Not for the sweltering summer of 2010. Look no further for advice on how to stay cool, pun intended.

Hot___________________________________________NOT

Kid Cudi__________________________________Billy the Kid

Drunk History____________________Any Other Kind of History

Miley (Can't Be Tamed)_______________Miley (Nobody's Perfect)

Blogging_____________________________________Flogging

Paul the Oracle Octopus__________________Pete the Blind Squid

Inception___________________________________Conception

the7dayweekend.blogspot.com_______worldsmostboringwebsite.com

The Bieber_____________________________The Angry Beavers

Jacob________________________________________Edward

Icing____________________________________________Ice

Lebron_______________________________________Lebron

Silly Bandz_________________________Nickleback Cover Bands

Jeggings________________________________________Jorts

Toy Story 3____________________________Walt Disney's Head

That's it for now. Real talk.

The Weekenders: Old Commercial of the Week

"Hey pop goes the weasel, everybody knows the weasel blows". That line, that guy, those pickles, and a fish sandwhich followed by a smoke!?! Where is this drive-in theater, I'm trying to get there ASAP. Really though, that popcorn guy is beyond classic, he must have made it huge in Hollywood after this commercial, no doubt about it.

I love how they serve pickles here, nice juicy dill pickles. Was that a thing back in the 80's, just serving up pickles at random locations? Oh, you're taking a leak in a public bathroom? How about you have yourself a dill pickle? Walking through the park? Pow! Dill pickle vender on the corner. Then there is that nice long shot of a fish sandwhich, that shot almost got more air time then the classic popcorn guy, what the hell is up with that?