Birthday Shout-Out(s)

Happy 182nd day of the year, and some extra happy to these fine people born July 1st.

Carmella DeCesare(above)
Liv Tyler
Greg Pattillo
Jarome Iginla
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Sufjan Stevens
Missy Elliot
Princess Diana
Carl Lewis
Dan Aykroyd
Terrence Mann - but not James Earl Jones from 'Field of Dreams'
Sydney Pollack
Estee Lauder

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

Bought that time again. Not a huge crew today, but quality's better than quantity. Happy birthday, everyone.

Brandon Knight
Aaron Rodgers
Matt Ware
Britney Spears
Nelly Furtado
Jan Ullrich
Monica Seles
Treach
Lucy Liu
Darryl Kile, d. 2002

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

Cheers to these fine people on their days of birth. Especially to you, Larry King, just 460 today!

Tyga
Patrick Kane
Alex Mack
Daria Werbowy
Vladimir Radmanovic
Larry Johnson
Ryan Howard
Petr Sykora
Billy Currington
Jeremy McGrath
Jodie Foster
Meg Ryan
Michael Wilbon
Ann Curry
Calvin Klein
Ted Turner
Jack Welch
Larry King
Adrian Conan Doyle (Arthur's son)
Quentin Roosevelt (Teddy's son)
James Garfield

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

Awesome day for birthdays today. The Golden Bear, the lead guitarist from Aerosmith, the true single-season home run king, and the guy who directed 'The Goonies.' To these men and everyone else celebrating their birthday tonight, cheers.

Jordan Staal
Joey Votto
Jacob Young
Ben Wallace
Big Daddy Kane
Joe Nieuwendyk
Randy Johnson
Colin Firth
Chris Columbus
Joe Perry
Bill O'Reilly
Roger Maris
Arnold Palmer

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

Happy Thursday, and happy birthday to these fine people. Feel free to celebrate any way you see fit. Cheers.

Lil Chris
Cassie
Elvis Andrus
Jamal Lewis
Morgan Ensburg
Stan van Gundy
Will Shortz
Mother Teresa
Princess Alexandra of Bavaria

Birthday Cake Bobble

Are you serious lady how did your clumsy ass afford those 2 tv's I see in the background, or is that one tv and a mirror. Regardless I could carry that cake 47 times better and I cant afford a tv and a mirror. Any ways what the hell even happened here did she just want to fuck with her baby everything was going smooth until she apparently wanted to spike that cake on the dinner table. Give me a touchdown celebration at least, shit.

Why is that kid crying anyways she probably has no idea what the fuck is even going on. No idea its her birthday, no idea thats her cake, no idea she pooped herself 25 minutes ago. Pfffft get real.

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

August 17th was a big day in history, apparently. Happy birthday to all those celebrating their birthdays today, including these men. Cheers.

Dustin Pedroia
Jordge Posada
Antwaan Randle El
Rudy Gay
Patrick Manning
Donnie Wahlberg
Jon Gruden
Davy Crockett

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

Big happy birthday to these fellas. From the greatest emperor who ever lived, to the greatest bounty hunter, to the voice of Spongebob. Cheers, and many more, amigos.
Julius Caesar
Yadier Molina
Shin-Soo Choo
Craig Bellamy
Spud Webb
Tom Kenny
Benny Benassi
Phil Margera
Tony Kornheiser
Cheech Marin
Harrison Ford
Patrick Stewart

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

Here's to all those born on June 30th.

Mike Tyson
Michael Phelps
Victoria Crawford
Trevor Ariza
Delwyn Young
Chan-Ho Park
Mark Grudzielanek
Mitch Richmond
David Alan Grier
King Charles VIII of France

Birthday Shout-Out(s)

May 31 is a huge day for celebrity births. First and foremost, Dave Roberts. I still get chills watching The Steal.

Brooke Shields, Colin Farrell, Jim Craig, Clint Eastwood, Jake Peavy, the late Johnny Paycheck, Walt Whitman, Joe Namath and Nate Robinson all share today as their birthday. Happy birthday, everybody.

Birthday Shout-Out

Mr. T's birthday today, everyone. For everyone who is expecting me to incorporate an "I pity the fool" in some witty fashion into this write-up, not happening. That's why we have imaginations. But seriously, happy birthday to you, Laurence.

Birthday Shout-Out

Happy Birthday to Boyd Tinsley. That's all.

P.S. - Try to tell me he doesn't look like Clifford from the Muppets Tonight...