This Weekend's Poll Winner

Here's an old promo from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia." this weekend's poll winner. Awesome show, and Ben's and my personal favorite to win. Good work, team.

Birthday Cake Bobble

Are you serious lady how did your clumsy ass afford those 2 tv's I see in the background, or is that one tv and a mirror. Regardless I could carry that cake 47 times better and I cant afford a tv and a mirror. Any ways what the hell even happened here did she just want to fuck with her baby everything was going smooth until she apparently wanted to spike that cake on the dinner table. Give me a touchdown celebration at least, shit.

Why is that kid crying anyways she probably has no idea what the fuck is even going on. No idea its her birthday, no idea thats her cake, no idea she pooped herself 25 minutes ago. Pfffft get real.

THIS JUST IN: WATCHING ENTOURAGE DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL

Before I start, let me just clear a few things up. First of all, the title of the post is all that I really need to say. Second, I watched one episode of "Entourage," and its not for me. I'm not saying its bad, I'm just saying I'm not that entertained by it.

So the point of this article is because if I see one more kid use this as a status, or try to pitch me the show because they just bought one of the seasons, I'm gonna go batty. You're not friends with Jeremy Piven, and inviting your friends over to watch the DVD of the show that's not actually a new episode, is downright idiotic. This pretty much goes for any show. I don't care if you're watching anything, just stop it. "Entourage" is a television show that you are not a part of, and is not actually real. Stop pretending its changing your life. I love Everybody Loves Raymond, but I'm not covering my crotch with a pillow every time I watch it, like some of these clowns.

Go outside, kids. Please.