ladies and gentlemen, Basil Marceaux

Your damn right you'll see me at the polls Basil, you my boy. Sounds like a pretty utopian society where everyone carries guns and grass/vegetation of some sort is flourishing. If you kill some one Zap your murdered on spot or something along those lines. There will be no traffic stops I'm all about getting from point a to point b with no stops. Basil you god damn genius!!

Hope to see you all at the polls supporting my home boy over here, help bring guns and greenery to all!!

This is What Golf is All About!

I never really got into golf just to slow paced for this ADHD kid. However this is exactly what I would hope for if i was out on the course. Someone finally taking initiative to make the game a little less boring and bring some classic humor into the mix.

What is your next play if your those old guys? I think I would have just laughed my ass off I mean its not like Neil Armstrong is going to be holding you up for that long, come on. These grumpy old men felt different apparently and tried to bash an American hero's head in. He was probably mid that's one small step for man speech when he saw that 9 iron swinging for his dome piece. Listen he isn't tiger woods stop trying to beat the shit out of him with clubs.

THIS JUST IN: WATCHING ENTOURAGE DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL

Before I start, let me just clear a few things up. First of all, the title of the post is all that I really need to say. Second, I watched one episode of "Entourage," and its not for me. I'm not saying its bad, I'm just saying I'm not that entertained by it.

So the point of this article is because if I see one more kid use this as a status, or try to pitch me the show because they just bought one of the seasons, I'm gonna go batty. You're not friends with Jeremy Piven, and inviting your friends over to watch the DVD of the show that's not actually a new episode, is downright idiotic. This pretty much goes for any show. I don't care if you're watching anything, just stop it. "Entourage" is a television show that you are not a part of, and is not actually real. Stop pretending its changing your life. I love Everybody Loves Raymond, but I'm not covering my crotch with a pillow every time I watch it, like some of these clowns.

Go outside, kids. Please.

Shark Week

No, its not a trick. Today is the first official day of Shark Week on Discovery Channel, the best week of the year. Obviously I'm a huge fan of the week, but it seems to me that over the past few years, they're just running out of things to talk about or teach us. I'm not marine biologist, but in the past few years, I'm pretty sure I've learned the ins and outs of at least 13 different species of sharks.

As long as they show great whites jumping out of the ocean with a seal in its mouth, or hammerhead sharks destroying anything in their path, you can count me in for the full week of entertainment.

Top 10 Things You Should Expect On An Airplane

I just flew back from Arizona to Chicago, and then to Hartford. So needless to say, I've had enough of any air travel for a while. When I got on both planes, I noticed the same features, characters and things to expect that every single plane ride you have ever taken is guaranteed to have. Here are the top 10.

1. The flight attendant who you're hoping is good looking, and you spend half the flight trying to justify any ounce of attractiveness she has.

2. The fat guy you hope you're not sitting next to.

3. The crying baby.

4. The douche bag who has to load all 16 of his family's carry-ons about 6 rows after the door, holding up the entire world.

5. The creepy pilot's voice over the PA system, that has to be a recording, or maybe that's part of the pilot selection process.

6. The fat guy you ARE sitting next to.

7. If you don't have a window seat, the lady you don't know who NEVER opens the window shade.

8. The person in front of you will ALWAYS recline their seat into the bridge of your nose, making reading, or even breathing complicated.

9. The in-flight movie will be garbage. (I got 'The Last Song' with Miley Cyrus)

10. You can go the whole plane ride without a single bump or hitch, but as soon as you are about to land, you always think you're going to run out of runway because the damn pilot takes forever to actually make wheel-to-ground contact.

This Weekend's Poll Winner

Carl Spackler, the assistant greenskeeper, everybody. Great choice for this Weekend's poll winner.

"Cinderella Story..."

Welcome to August

It's officially August, the baseball trade deadline has passed, and it's still hot as hell everywhere. You're probably wondering, 'what do I have to look forward to for the month of August?' Truth is, sports fans, not much.

If you live in Arizona, drive out to Chase Field on August 7th for Luis Gonzalez bobblehead night, where the Diamondbacks will retire his number 20 before the game.

If you're a Zac Brown fan, he'll be touring pretty heavily in the month on August, with shows the 14th and 15th in Mansfield, MA and Hartford, CT respectively.

For you dairy fans, August is National Goat Cheese Month in the good ol' US of A.

Happy Swiss National Day for all our readers in Switzerland!

And don't forget, August 5th is International Beer Day!

So whoever said August was for just back-to-school savings and broken dreams? Get out there and live it up.