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Friday, May 20, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Another One Of Lance's Teammates Wants 15 More Minutes of Fame!

@LanceArmstrong - 20+ year career. 500 drug controls worldwide, in and out of competition. Never failed a test. I rest my case.

What else needs to be said, really?

American cyclist, and former teammate of Armstong, Tyler Anderson played Benedict Arnold on the latest "60 Minutes." Anderson is claiming that he saw Armstong inject himself.

"I saw it in his refrigerator, I saw him inject it... more than one time," said a shaky Anderson. When asked if he physically saw Armstrong inject himself, this shady bastard replied, 'Yeah, like, we all did. Like, I did, many many times.'

Look, Tyler... You used PEDs, and got caught. Floyd Landis, you did the same thing. You used drugs, you're now irrelevant. Lance Armstrong won 7-straight Tour de France's. Like he said, he has been racing for over 20 years. When you use drugs like that, they wear on your body, making it damn near impossible to keep up what he had for that long.

So please shut up, Lance Armstong is better than you are, or ever will me.

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