Infomercial Of The Week

I can't say I would ever use one of these, ever. Period. Thanks for playing. I just see so many things going wrong that I can't even mention if I want to keep this a family-friendly blog, but if you're old enough, then let your mind wander.

Keep an eye out for the "big guy" at the :40 second mark...Or the lady who follows him. Oh no... But hey, a full 18 inches more of reach! Gold!