Hot v. Not: January 2010 Edition

A new year is upon us, and with all of these trivial distractions (global warming, terrorism, the recession, etc.) it can be easy to lose sight of what is most important: being cool. Fear not, my friends, for that is where we at The 7 Day Weekend come in. Here is the latest (and inaugural) edition of Hot v. Not. You're welcome.

WHAT'S HOT..................................................WHAT'S NOT

VESTS.........................................................FANNY-PACKS

TEA (BOILING)...................................................TEA (ICED)

SNOOKIE............................................................SNOOPY

MOUSTACHE (JOKING)..............................MOUSTACHE (SERIOUS)

MILEY CYRUS..................................................HILARY DUFF

SWINE FLU.........................................................BIRD FLU

PANTS ON THE GROUND.........................PANTS IN THE FREEZER

BALDWIN, ALEC.........................................BALDWIN, OTHERS

FARMVILLE...............................................ACTUAL FARMING

VAMPIRES.......................................................MOSQUITOES

NEW JERSEY (SHORE)...........................NEW JERSEY (MAINLAND)

DRAKE...........................................................MANDRAKES

ALICIA KEYS...........................................FRANCIS SCOTT KEY

LAVA (MOLTEN)..........................................LAVA (HARDENED)