She never actually said that.
As many of you know the first major of the tennis season, the Australian Open, has started... Yeah, you probably had no idea but it's cool, because it has. Now, I love tennis as much as anyone; Federer and Roddick had one of the most exciting finals ever played last year at the US Open. Nadal and Federer at Wimbledon two years ago? Awesome.
Without trying to sounding too much like a douche, the only reason I like watching women's tennis is for Sharapova and any other Sharapova-esque player. So excuuuuse me when I'm not running for the remote to turn on the action. But just look at some of the matches being played in the women's draw. Its like a late-night HBO lineup. Unfortunately, once you get to the quarters, the models fall and we are left with the Williams sisters and their barbaric grunting.
As many of you know the first major of the tennis season, the Australian Open, has started... Yeah, you probably had no idea but it's cool, because it has. Now, I love tennis as much as anyone; Federer and Roddick had one of the most exciting finals ever played last year at the US Open. Nadal and Federer at Wimbledon two years ago? Awesome.
Without trying to sounding too much like a douche, the only reason I like watching women's tennis is for Sharapova and any other Sharapova-esque player. So excuuuuse me when I'm not running for the remote to turn on the action. But just look at some of the matches being played in the women's draw. Its like a late-night HBO lineup. Unfortunately, once you get to the quarters, the models fall and we are left with the Williams sisters and their barbaric grunting.
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