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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tiger Finally Caged?

According to several sources, it has recently been leaked that Tiger Woods has been admitted to a sex rehabilitation clinic. These reports came from Benoit Denizet-Lewis, the author of an upcoming book titled, "America Anonymous: Eight Addicts in Search of a Life." Denizet-Lewis, a recovering sex addict himself, is making this claim based on an unnamed source. There are photos circulating around the internet showing Woods in a hooded sweatshirt and baseball hat coming out of the Hattiesburg, Mississippi clinic.

Welcome to the real world, Eldrick. You knew sooner or later you were going to have to pay for paying for your "actions." But seriously, putting The Tiger Woods into sex rehab is like telling the goddamn Kool-Aid Man to stop smashing through houses. YOU CANNOT STOP HIM YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM. After all, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, you know what I'm sayin'?

1 comment:

  1. You guys hear the big news? The clinic is in Brett Favre's hometown and Elin is allegedly staying at Favre's house. Why? nobody knows...