Thursday, January 14, 2010
Star-Crossed Lovers Allowed to Marry
Here we have the classic tale of man-bangs-goat. This story really has everything: a full-feature Hollywood film needs forbidden love, a tragic split between the lovers, a happy ending, and most importantly, a steamy goat sex scene. Someone call James Cameron. But seriously, this Alifi character sounds like a real a-hole. First he barges in on this guy banging his goat, then proceeds to "capture and tie him up." Whats this world coming to if we cant even bang a neighbor's goat without the fear of being tied up and captured. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together." At least we can all rest tonight knowing that these two are still happily together banging in a run-down shack somewhere in Sudan.
It was also reported that after the wedding the man's father and best man also banged and married the goat's guests of honor. YEAH BUDDY!