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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Infomercial Of The Week
The fact that there was no award for the inventor of this tears me up inside. Imagine a product like this, with the immaculate selling prowess of the late Billy Mays. No ass would be safe again...
I am against em. These and yoga pants have become public enemy number one in the eyes of this assman. When I approach a chick from the rear, I am be looking at her buttocks. So if this misleading ass product leads me to make a snap judgment and holla at some shorty with a pancake butt, I will feel more tricked then the helpful ride giver eddie murphey. I am an ass man and booty pop to me is unacceptable I am not wearing "wow-cock" or "bulge-jeans" I own pants with very flattering patterns but I do not walk around in them like I am packing some 9 inch snake.
I am against em. These and yoga pants have become public enemy number one in the eyes of this assman. When I approach a chick from the rear, I am be looking at her buttocks. So if this misleading ass product leads me to make a snap judgment and holla at some shorty with a pancake butt, I will feel more tricked then the helpful ride giver eddie murphey. I am an ass man and booty pop to me is unacceptable I am not wearing "wow-cock" or "bulge-jeans" I own pants with very flattering patterns but I do not walk around in them like I am packing some 9 inch snake.
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