Monday, August 9, 2010
The Whistle's Like 'WOOOO!'
So much to say, so little time. This is the craziest news story to NOT come out of Alabama in the past decade.
Whistling mufflers sound like a downright terrible idea. But like my friend Curtis Jackson always says, get rich or die tryin', right? I don't blame the guy who's installing these, who they only give like 20 seconds of face time to.
What I take issue is with everything Bubb Rubb is about. A huge Oakland Raiders fan, Mr. Rubb just happened to be in the right place at the right time for this interview. Whoever that crazy lady next to him is was all about bejazzling her mouth to the rafters. Nameless crazy lady, please say "decoration" one more time...jeez.
This video is only two and a half minutes long, but here are some of the finer points: Bubb Rubb comparing mufflers by making a high-pitched and low-pitched "WOO-WOO" sound...the white lady who hates the noise so much, all she does is smile during her interview...the scene at 1:33: not only is Bubb Rubb comparing the sound to an alarm clock, and making the "WOO-WOO" noise again, but he is just holding a random piece of car in his hands...
And finally? Their demonstration of the muffler. You can't even hear the whistling, and THEY'RE DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD, ALMOST HIT A CAR, AND BLOW THROUGH A STOP SIGN! Welcome to Oakland, bitches.